it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together
(Other) Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don’t believe what you’re told. Double check.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #5: You don’t waste good.
Rule #6: Never say you’re sorry. It’s a sign of weakness.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case.
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
Rule #18: It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine’s coffee… if you want to live.
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.
Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.
Rule #36: If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
Rule #38: Your case, your lead.
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule #42: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children.
Rule #45: Clean up the mess that you make.
Rule #51: Sometimes - you’re wrong.
Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man.
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
When I’m annoyed at something
I get really frank with them
And even though I’m sad
Have you ever met someone
And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.
And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
I’m wasting my 3G on Tumblr so I don’t burst in to tears or any of that woman shit.
IT’S OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY :D ♥
I’m 17 yay! :3
I told you
Tag your spoilers
I’m 2 hours behind you guys
friendly reminder that tomorrow is father’s day and that’s great but that
- not everyone has a father
- some had/have abusive fathers
- some have lost their fathers in some way or another
- some don’t have good/healthy relationships with their fathers
- so on and so forth
just be respectful. happy father’s day to all the good dads out there. wish there were more of you.